Ghetto Olympics

Im sittin here in the lounge at school waitin on my order which consists of a double cheeseburger and fries to get done. And we just started talking about ghetto pastimes. You know, stuff like jacks, get like me, and my jump-off.......drumroll.....Uno!!!! I remember when I was little I used to get my ass wooped in Uno. The shit was real! And everybody took it serious, I guess thats what made it so damb fun. I got my skills up and started wooopin ninjas back. And this summer I had to dust off my cards and come out of retirement. Nobody at home wanted to see me. I guess some things will never change cause Im 20yrs old and Im lookin for a deck right now so me and my homie can get down. Folks in the hood can turn anything into a "real" sport(Dominoes on ESPN:)